1 00:00:02,746 --> 00:00:05,863 25 years ago scientist named Carl Manchester 2 00:00:05,887 --> 00:00:10,106 took his kid to work because it was Take Your Kid To Work Day. 3 00:00:10,224 --> 00:00:14,427 Now, as you can all see, two normal panes of glass. 4 00:00:14,529 --> 00:00:17,814 Whoa, Daddy, watch my new trick! 5 00:00:17,899 --> 00:00:22,118 Not now, Ray, Daddy's busy being a scientist. 6 00:00:22,236 --> 00:00:25,121 - But... - Go skateboard out in the hall. 7 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:28,291 Yes, Daddy. 8 00:00:28,409 --> 00:00:33,497 Now, observe this first pane of glass. 9 00:00:38,469 --> 00:00:41,137 I broke it. 10 00:00:41,255 --> 00:00:42,455 But watch. 11 00:00:42,557 --> 00:00:46,459 I move this identical pane of glass here 12 00:00:46,561 --> 00:00:50,797 into my trans-molecular densitizer, 13 00:00:50,898 --> 00:00:52,966 which I invented, 14 00:00:53,067 --> 00:00:55,185 and... 15 00:00:55,269 --> 00:00:59,806 ...I engage power. 16 00:01:13,454 --> 00:01:14,921 Ohhh... 17 00:01:18,292 --> 00:01:21,160 Now then... 18 00:01:21,262 --> 00:01:23,713 Ohh... 19 00:01:23,798 --> 00:01:27,384 The glass is now indestructible. 20 00:01:27,468 --> 00:01:31,004 Thank you. 21 00:01:31,105 --> 00:01:33,773 Now let's all leave my device unsupervised in this room 22 00:01:33,858 --> 00:01:35,976 and discuss it in the next room. 23 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:40,864 Good idea. 24 00:01:40,982 --> 00:01:42,449 Daddy! 25 00:01:42,533 --> 00:01:45,068 Hey, Daddy! Daddy! Whoa! 26 00:01:45,152 --> 00:01:47,704 Whoa! 27 00:01:47,822 --> 00:01:51,241 Holy gosh! 28 00:01:51,325 --> 00:01:55,579 Raymond! 29 00:01:55,663 --> 00:01:57,213 - Oh! - Son! 30 00:01:57,331 --> 00:01:59,666 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 31 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:00,967 I feel great! 32 00:02:01,052 --> 00:02:03,420 Oh, thank jeepers! 33 00:02:03,504 --> 00:02:05,538 When I saw you there being bombarded 34 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,141 with the proton beams, I... 35 00:02:08,225 --> 00:02:10,710 Wait! 36 00:02:16,851 --> 00:02:19,402 Ow! 37 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,854 Did that hurt? 38 00:02:20,938 --> 00:02:24,824 Well, yeah. You cracked me over the head with a metal bat. 39 00:02:24,909 --> 00:02:27,777 Hey, it only hurt for a second. 40 00:02:27,862 --> 00:02:30,246 No scratches? No bump? No throbbing? 41 00:02:30,364 --> 00:02:33,283 Ray, do you know what this means? 42 00:02:33,367 --> 00:02:35,669 Now I get to crack you in the head? 43 00:02:35,753 --> 00:02:38,672 It means you are very special now, 44 00:02:38,756 --> 00:02:42,742 and when you grow up, you could be... 45 00:02:42,843 --> 00:02:45,745 Captain Man! 46 00:02:45,846 --> 00:02:47,297 What about Captain Man? 47 00:02:47,381 --> 00:02:49,382 Did you guys see what he did yesterday? 48 00:02:49,467 --> 00:02:51,885 Can we focus on algebra? 49 00:02:51,969 --> 00:02:53,920 There was a fire at a pet store 50 00:02:54,021 --> 00:02:56,139 and Captain Man ran inside, right through the flames, 51 00:02:56,223 --> 00:02:59,392 and saved all the animals and he didn't even get hurt. 52 00:02:59,477 --> 00:03:02,445 Captain Man never gets hurt. He's a beast. 53 00:03:02,563 --> 00:03:04,931 You know, some day, when you guys are cleaning 54 00:03:05,032 --> 00:03:07,450 my swimming pool because you failed this algebra test, 55 00:03:07,568 --> 00:03:09,903 then flunked out of school, 56 00:03:09,987 --> 00:03:12,906 I hope you remember this moment, 'cause I will. 57 00:03:16,911 --> 00:03:19,913 Hey, here's a cool job I could do. 58 00:03:19,997 --> 00:03:22,298 Foot model! 59 00:03:22,416 --> 00:03:25,085 You guys, can we go over the list for my birthday party? 60 00:03:25,169 --> 00:03:26,636 - Sure! - No! 61 00:03:26,754 --> 00:03:29,723 - No! - But I invited 52 people. 62 00:03:29,807 --> 00:03:31,925 And nobody's texted me back yet. 63 00:03:32,009 --> 00:03:33,309 What does that mean? 64 00:03:33,427 --> 00:03:35,428 That people have been to your parties before? 65 00:03:35,513 --> 00:03:37,897 Oh, come on, my parties aren't that bad. 66 00:03:37,982 --> 00:03:40,466 Christmas. Three years ago. 67 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:43,469 Fifteen kids ended up in the hospital! 68 00:03:43,571 --> 00:03:47,073 - 'Cause of your raw turkey. - It was turkey sushi. 69 00:03:47,158 --> 00:03:50,276 - A boy almost died. - Almost! 70 00:03:50,361 --> 00:03:53,079 Okay, first person who helps me find 71 00:03:53,164 --> 00:03:58,034 an after school job gets this bowl of pinecones. 72 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:01,204 Why do you even need a job? 73 00:04:01,288 --> 00:04:03,957 You know, to learn responsibility. 74 00:04:04,041 --> 00:04:05,959 - Challenge myself. - He wants money. 75 00:04:06,043 --> 00:04:08,261 - I want money! - Money's good. 76 00:04:08,345 --> 00:04:10,547 Can we please talk about my birthday? 77 00:04:10,631 --> 00:04:13,299 Oh, am I gonna have to slap a boy? 78 00:04:15,636 --> 00:04:18,888 Henry, can you please tell me, how in the world... 79 00:04:18,973 --> 00:04:21,524 Oh, I didn't know Jasper and Charlotte were here. 80 00:04:21,642 --> 00:04:23,777 - We're studying. - Are we? 81 00:04:23,861 --> 00:04:25,695 Mom, we're right in the middle of some... 82 00:04:25,813 --> 00:04:27,173 - I'm not interrupting. - ...thing. 83 00:04:27,198 --> 00:04:28,815 I just have a question about your underwear. 84 00:04:28,899 --> 00:04:30,366 Mom! 85 00:04:30,484 --> 00:04:32,736 I'd like to hear the question. 86 00:04:32,820 --> 00:04:35,955 What is the issue with Henry's underwear? 87 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,208 Mom! 88 00:04:38,325 --> 00:04:40,076 Mom, I'm not okay! 89 00:04:40,161 --> 00:04:42,128 Piper, we're trying to study here. 90 00:04:42,213 --> 00:04:44,964 I'm talking to my mother. 91 00:04:45,049 --> 00:04:46,166 What's wrong, baby? 92 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:49,803 - Jessica unfollowed me! - No one cares! 93 00:04:49,887 --> 00:04:52,872 Henry. Why would Jessica unfollow you? 94 00:04:52,973 --> 00:04:55,708 'Cause she posted a pic of her, me and Allison. 95 00:04:55,810 --> 00:04:59,929 So I posted a comment that said, "Oh, and you look so gorgeous." 96 00:05:00,014 --> 00:05:01,314 Well, that's nice. 97 00:05:01,398 --> 00:05:03,733 No! 'Cause Allison thought I meant she looked gorgeous, 98 00:05:03,851 --> 00:05:06,569 so she posted a comment that said, "Thanks, I-O-I." 99 00:05:06,687 --> 00:05:10,023 And so then, Jessica got jealous and unfollowed me 100 00:05:10,107 --> 00:05:14,894 and now I hate myself and I'm gonna die! 101 00:05:14,995 --> 00:05:17,030 I'll call Jessica's mom and talk to her. 102 00:05:17,114 --> 00:05:19,699 No! That's not okay! 103 00:05:22,787 --> 00:05:26,339 Dang it. All these jobs say I've gotta have skills. 104 00:05:26,423 --> 00:05:29,125 - So, you've got tons of skills. - Name one. 105 00:05:29,210 --> 00:05:31,244 - You're a great dancer. - No, I'm not. 106 00:05:31,345 --> 00:05:34,297 You could take lessons. 107 00:05:34,381 --> 00:05:37,100 - Oh, my gosh. - What? 108 00:05:37,218 --> 00:05:39,219 I'm... I'm not great at anything. 109 00:05:39,303 --> 00:05:41,020 This is tragic. 110 00:05:41,105 --> 00:05:43,389 Here, let me see. 111 00:05:43,474 --> 00:05:47,260 I'm just a bit pile of average. 112 00:05:47,361 --> 00:05:49,929 - Okay, here's a job. - Where? 113 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:51,931 At a store called Junk-N-Stuff. 114 00:05:52,032 --> 00:05:55,618 It says, needed, part-time helper for various duties. 115 00:05:55,736 --> 00:05:57,287 Doodies. 116 00:06:01,075 --> 00:06:03,710 And, see, it says no special skills necessary. 117 00:06:03,794 --> 00:06:06,629 That's me! I've gotta go get that job! 118 00:06:12,586 --> 00:06:16,506 - You get the pinecones. - Sweet. 119 00:06:19,226 --> 00:06:21,511 - Good luck, Hen! - Thanks! 120 00:06:23,647 --> 00:06:26,099 If you give me a pinecone, I'll lick my elbow. 121 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:39,975 00:08:03,456 - Good luck. - Take. 134 00:08:03,558 --> 00:08:05,759 Uh, you, too. 135 00:08:16,771 --> 00:08:20,774 Hey, what's up? 136 00:08:20,858 --> 00:08:24,444 Does my basement smell like chicken poop? 137 00:08:24,529 --> 00:08:25,946 Yes! 138 00:08:27,699 --> 00:08:28,665 What? 139 00:08:28,783 --> 00:08:30,817 I'm down in my basement with Charlotte 140 00:08:30,919 --> 00:08:34,204 and she says is smells like poop... from a chicken. 141 00:08:34,289 --> 00:08:36,206 A sick chicken. 142 00:08:36,291 --> 00:08:40,294 What are you and Charlotte doing in your basement? 143 00:08:40,378 --> 00:08:42,629 He wants to have his birthday party down here 144 00:08:42,714 --> 00:08:44,798 in this chicken toilet. 145 00:08:44,882 --> 00:08:48,185 This is my home! 146 00:08:48,303 --> 00:08:50,187 Guys, I can't talk right now. I'm at a job interview. 147 00:08:50,305 --> 00:08:51,504 So, I've gotta go... 148 00:08:58,479 --> 00:09:00,397 Henry! Are you still there? 149 00:09:03,451 --> 00:09:04,818 Whoa! 150 00:09:08,573 --> 00:09:09,990 Henry? 151 00:09:12,577 --> 00:09:15,579 - Henry? - I'll call you back. 152 00:09:30,511 --> 00:09:31,544 Hello? 153 00:09:39,771 --> 00:09:41,605 Hey, how are ya? Cool! Thanks! 154 00:09:41,689 --> 00:09:43,723 Great to meet ya. I'm doin' good. What's your name? 155 00:09:43,825 --> 00:09:46,059 Um... I'm Henry Hart. 156 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,744 - I'm here about the job? - Age? 157 00:09:47,862 --> 00:09:50,063 Thirteen. I'll be fourteen... 158 00:09:50,164 --> 00:09:51,365 on my next birthday. 159 00:09:51,449 --> 00:09:54,334 Ah, so, you're aging sequentially. 160 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:57,337 - I like that. - Thanks. 161 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,089 - My name's Ray. - Hi, Ray. 162 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,757 You ask a lot of questions. 163 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:03,910 I don't think I've asked any questions. 164 00:10:04,012 --> 00:10:06,046 - Chocolate or vanilla? - Vanilla. 165 00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:09,516 - Helicopters or kangaroos? - Helicopters? 166 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:13,970 Love it! Scrambled eggs or dynamite? 167 00:10:14,055 --> 00:10:16,973 - Both? - Maybe. 168 00:10:17,058 --> 00:10:18,525 Complete this sentence. 169 00:10:18,609 --> 00:10:20,861 I'm sorry, mother, I didn't mean for my elephant to... blank? 170 00:10:20,945 --> 00:10:23,563 - Uh, lick dad. - Ha. Ha. 171 00:10:23,648 --> 00:10:25,399 Ha. Ha. 172 00:10:27,869 --> 00:10:31,104 - Oh, that's not funny. - No. 173 00:10:31,205 --> 00:10:34,441 Um, this, uh, job interview... 174 00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:36,376 Do you want it to be a job interview? 175 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,962 Um, what is the job? 176 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,964 What do you think the job is? 177 00:10:41,082 --> 00:10:43,800 Uh, well, the ad said "Part-time Helper." 178 00:10:43,918 --> 00:10:46,136 So, I'm thinking maybe you need someone to... 179 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:50,424 to help you, you know, part... time. 180 00:10:52,427 --> 00:10:54,428 Do you ever dream about sleeping? 181 00:10:54,512 --> 00:10:55,929 - No. - Good! 182 00:10:56,013 --> 00:10:58,298 If you did, you'd be dead. 183 00:10:58,399 --> 00:10:59,933 I am so confused. 184 00:11:00,017 --> 00:11:01,435 - David? - Henry. 185 00:11:01,519 --> 00:11:03,437 - Can I trust you? - Sure. 186 00:11:03,521 --> 00:11:05,605 - Can you keep a secret? - Totally. 187 00:11:05,690 --> 00:11:08,658 So I can trust you to keep a secret? 188 00:11:08,776 --> 00:11:10,911 Yes, sir. 189 00:11:12,864 --> 00:11:14,614 - I'm gonna blow a bubble. - You're gonna blow a bubble? 190 00:11:14,699 --> 00:11:16,283 Then I'm gonna blow your mind. 191 00:11:27,178 --> 00:11:30,046 You're... you're Captain Man! 192 00:11:30,131 --> 00:11:32,265 That's right, Henry. 193 00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:34,834 Oh, hold on a second. 194 00:11:34,936 --> 00:11:37,604 This stupid zipper! It always sticks! 195 00:11:37,688 --> 00:11:39,606 Come... Oh, that's my skin. 196 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:50,167 There we go! Ha ha. Woo! 197 00:11:50,284 --> 00:11:53,003 Always good to keep the old zipper lubed. 198 00:11:53,121 --> 00:11:55,005 I... I can't believe I'm standing here 199 00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:56,673 talking to Captain Man. 200 00:11:56,791 --> 00:11:59,426 Why? Are you a fan? Do you like me? 201 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,428 Most people like me, but not everyone. 202 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,463 - Yeah, I'm a huge fan. - Oh. 203 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,465 Oh, man, I've gotta tell Jasper about this. 204 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,467 He's gonna freak when I tell him 205 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:10,003 I'm standing here next to Captain... Ah! 206 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,973 Sorry, but you can't tell your friends about this. 207 00:12:13,057 --> 00:12:15,341 Okay, but... 208 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,677 did you have to melt my phone? 209 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,229 I'll get you a new one. 210 00:12:19,313 --> 00:12:21,565 - Really? - No. 211 00:12:21,649 --> 00:12:25,569 So, Henry, tell me why you want a job. 212 00:12:25,653 --> 00:12:29,156 Well, you know, to... to learn responsibility 213 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,540 and challenge myself. 214 00:12:30,658 --> 00:12:33,160 - So, you want money. - Lots of money. 215 00:12:38,082 --> 00:12:42,052 Oh, is this the ladies' room? 216 00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:44,804 No, ma'am, you're not supposed to be down here. 217 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,557 What an interesting place. 218 00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:50,043 Thank you, but I'm conducting a job interview, 219 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,846 and you're very old, so could you 220 00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:54,814 please just get back in the elevator? 221 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,151 Oh, I'll just take me phone out of me purse 222 00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,819 and call me nephew. 223 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,856 Great, I'll just turn my back and look at something. 224 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,331 What are you lookin' at? 225 00:13:13,951 --> 00:13:15,919 Captain Man! 226 00:13:25,213 --> 00:13:27,681 Goodbye forever, Captain Man. 227 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,716 No! 228 00:13:30,718 --> 00:13:31,751 Get off my back! 229 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,803 Quit talking like a British lady! 230 00:13:33,888 --> 00:13:36,723 Don't pull me wig over me eyes! 231 00:13:36,807 --> 00:13:38,225 I can't see! 232 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,234 Captain Man! Capt... 233 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:51,538 Captain Man, are you okay? 234 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,490 Captain Man is always okay. 235 00:13:57,044 --> 00:14:00,630 - Nice work, Boris. - The boy did good job. 236 00:14:00,748 --> 00:14:02,582 W-W-W-ait. You know him? 237 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,617 That's Boris. He works for me. 238 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,286 What? 239 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,888 How'd you know he wasn't really an old lady? 240 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,890 Uh, 'cause of the tattoo on his neck. 241 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,394 I...I saw it on him up in the store. 242 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,846 And his boobs are too wobbly. 243 00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,848 True. Go get those under control. 244 00:14:21,936 --> 00:14:24,654 Henry, you have a sharp eye. 245 00:14:24,772 --> 00:14:26,690 Good instincts. A nice shirt. 246 00:14:26,774 --> 00:14:29,326 - And you're brave. - Thanks. 247 00:14:29,443 --> 00:14:31,328 Do you know how to make sandwiches? 248 00:14:31,445 --> 00:14:33,113 I do. 249 00:14:33,197 --> 00:14:35,665 Then you have all the qualities I'm looking for. 250 00:14:35,783 --> 00:14:37,834 But, I... I don't... 251 00:14:37,952 --> 00:14:39,919 You're the one, Henry. 252 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,955 The one to make you a sandwich? 253 00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:43,590 No. 254 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,543 - Oh. - Well, yes. 255 00:14:46,627 --> 00:14:49,829 But... everybody gets old some day, 256 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,965 even Captain Man. 257 00:14:52,049 --> 00:14:54,851 - I can't do this forever. - Do what? 258 00:14:54,969 --> 00:14:58,305 Protect our town, Swellview, from bad guys, 259 00:14:58,389 --> 00:15:03,360 - bad things, bad smells. - Smells? 260 00:15:03,477 --> 00:15:05,779 - You wanna be horrified? - No. 261 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:06,946 Watch this! 262 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:08,848 Poopy, no! 263 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:13,069 Who's the freak in the diaper? 264 00:15:13,154 --> 00:15:16,456 The Toddler. 265 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,691 And don't let the diaper fool ya, kid. 266 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,794 - He's pure evil. - Wow. 267 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,912 I'll show ya "wow". 268 00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:24,914 Watch this secret video that was intercepted 269 00:15:24,999 --> 00:15:28,034 by my people who intercept secret videos. 270 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:30,003 You were supposed to bring me 271 00:15:30,087 --> 00:15:33,006 my applesauce two minutes ago! 272 00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:34,207 I'm sorry, Toddler. 273 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,926 Sorry don't make baby happy. 274 00:15:37,011 --> 00:15:40,380 Pffffft! Pffffft! 275 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,215 Toddler, good news. 276 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,550 The radioactive signite is here. 277 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,386 Really? Wahoo! 278 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,906 That means we can begin Phase 2 of my plan. 279 00:15:50,024 --> 00:15:51,908 Will someone wipe my face? 280 00:15:52,026 --> 00:15:55,362 - No! - Pffffff! Pffffft! 281 00:15:55,446 --> 00:15:59,249 Dang, that takes so much effort. 282 00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:03,586 Have one of our scientists build me a device to do that. 283 00:16:03,704 --> 00:16:05,071 - To do what, sir? - This! 284 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:09,042 Pffffft! Pffffft! Pffffft! 285 00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:11,744 Oh! You see that? 286 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,430 He's a maniac. 287 00:16:13,547 --> 00:16:15,432 And there's more maniacs like him... 288 00:16:15,549 --> 00:16:18,351 all dangers to the good citizens of Swellview. 289 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,104 Well, yeah, but, we've got you to stop 'em. 290 00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:22,555 True. 291 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,858 But I'm not as young as I used to be. 292 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:27,143 I'm almost 34. 293 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:31,281 I need help. 294 00:16:31,399 --> 00:16:35,435 And, some day, someone's gonna have to take over for me. 295 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,071 Like... 296 00:16:38,155 --> 00:16:39,605 like me? 297 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,324 What do you say, Henry? 298 00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:43,626 Do you wanna be my sidekick? 299 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,163 - How much does it pay? - $9 an hour. 300 00:16:47,248 --> 00:16:49,165 - Whoa! - I know, right? 301 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,834 Oh! 302 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,389 Whoa! 303 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,675 Check this place out. 304 00:16:58,759 --> 00:17:01,478 Hey, look at this thing. 305 00:17:01,595 --> 00:17:04,564 Wow, a bucket of swords! 306 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,015 What are they doing here? 307 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,101 - Friends of yours? - Uh-huh. 308 00:17:08,185 --> 00:17:10,353 Jasper, please don't embarrass me. 309 00:17:10,438 --> 00:17:12,939 - Excuse me, sir? - He's gonna do it. 310 00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:15,408 - Yes? - How much? 311 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,861 Each sword is $100. 312 00:17:17,945 --> 00:17:21,498 No, no, now much for the bucket? 313 00:17:21,615 --> 00:17:22,699 The bucket? 314 00:17:22,783 --> 00:17:24,751 That's not a bucket. That's a barrel. 315 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,953 It's close enough to a bucket. 316 00:17:27,037 --> 00:17:29,088 - I collect buckets. - Don't say it. 317 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,591 I'm a bucketeer. 318 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,543 Well, they seem like nice kids. 319 00:17:33,627 --> 00:17:35,545 Yeah, their names are Jasper and Charlotte. 320 00:17:35,629 --> 00:17:37,096 - I've known them ever since... - Get rid of them. 321 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,799 I'll get rid of them. 322 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,834 Wow, what a bucket. 323 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,854 Ha! The kid sure loves that bucket. 324 00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:49,859 - Hey! - Henry! 325 00:17:49,977 --> 00:17:51,844 - Did you get the job? - Why are you guys here? 326 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,179 You hung up on us. 327 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,814 Did you get the job? 328 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,449 - Yeah. - Cool! 329 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,519 Does that mean I can get a discount on this bucket? 330 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,853 Dude, it's my first day here. 331 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,372 - You've gotta... - Excuse me. 332 00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:04,574 Mysterious foreign man? 333 00:18:04,658 --> 00:18:06,659 Do Henry's friends get a discount here? 334 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:11,297 That plant just shook its head. 335 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,533 - Wow! - Will you get him outta here! 336 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,669 How much for the plant? 337 00:18:16,754 --> 00:18:19,055 - The plant is not for sale. - Bye, guys! 338 00:18:19,173 --> 00:18:20,840 Come on, I'll give ya seven bucks for it 339 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,225 and one Canadian Loonie! 340 00:18:25,012 --> 00:18:27,847 - Ah, it spit in my eye! - Ha! 341 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:31,818 I told you Canadian money upsets people. 342 00:18:34,188 --> 00:18:36,055 Wait, what about my bucket? 343 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,723 Just let me bring the bucket! 344 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,826 - Go on! - I want my bucket! 345 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,278 We'll get you a bucket some day! 346 00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:46,916 Carry on. 347 00:18:52,122 --> 00:18:53,673 I've gotta wear this? 348 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,409 All good sidekicks wear costumes. 349 00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:00,763 Sorry, but.. this is bad. 350 00:19:00,881 --> 00:19:02,415 I have more options. 351 00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:07,687 Too sparkly. 352 00:19:11,308 --> 00:19:14,027 Unh, it's a little Broadway. 353 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,451 - Too tight. - Uh, way too tight. 354 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,622 Oh, man... 355 00:19:25,739 --> 00:19:28,458 I ate a lot of fruit. 356 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,465 Hey! I like it. 357 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:37,584 I like it, but... 358 00:19:37,668 --> 00:19:38,968 it takes a lot of time to put on. 359 00:19:39,086 --> 00:19:44,757 And that's... why you'll need this special bubble gum. 360 00:19:44,842 --> 00:19:48,011 - Special... - Read the instructions. 361 00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:52,899 "Chew gum. Blow bubble. Fight crime." 362 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,485 Now... 363 00:19:55,603 --> 00:19:57,937 What's this for? 364 00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,523 - It means we're engaged. - What? You... 365 00:20:00,608 --> 00:20:03,142 Nah, I'm just kidding. That's how I'll contact you. 366 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,111 Well, why can't you just call me? 367 00:20:05,195 --> 00:20:07,113 - I melted your phone. - Right. 368 00:20:07,197 --> 00:20:08,915 Now, listen closely. 369 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,284 - That wristband flashes. - It flashes. 370 00:20:11,368 --> 00:20:13,252 A triple flashing light means emergency, 371 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,254 like major sitch goin' down, so get here fast. 372 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,756 Right. 373 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,800 A double flashing light means it's just important. 374 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,760 And what does a single flashing light mean? 375 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,996 Just to, you know, shoot me a text whenever. 376 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,933 - Got it. - Now, raise your right hand. 377 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,334 Spread your fingers. 378 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,936 - Turn your head and cough. - What? 379 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,387 Ha, ha, joke. 380 00:20:31,472 --> 00:20:34,440 Put your left hand over your right lung... 381 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:35,942 and repeat after me... 382 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,944 - I, Henry Hart. - I, Henry Hart. 383 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,068 Pledge to be an awesome sidekick to Captain Man... 384 00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:42,448 Pledge to be an awesome sidekick to Captain Man. 385 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,933 And to never ever ever tell anyone 386 00:20:43,984 --> 00:20:46,202 that I am Captain Man's secret sidekick. 387 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,537 And to never ever tell anyone 388 00:20:47,655 --> 00:20:49,539 that I am Captain Man's secret sidekick. 389 00:20:49,657 --> 00:20:51,541 - You left out one "ever." - Ever. 390 00:20:51,659 --> 00:20:53,192 It is done. 391 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:56,362 - It feels good! - Yeah. 392 00:20:56,463 --> 00:21:00,133 Uh-oh! 393 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,417 What's up, Gooch? 394 00:21:01,502 --> 00:21:03,753 Someone sabotaged the bridge over the Jandy River. 395 00:21:03,837 --> 00:21:06,139 - The bridge is down? - Affirmative! 396 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,374 - That means yes. - Yeah, I got that. 397 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,843 - Situation? - Cars in the water. 398 00:21:10,928 --> 00:21:14,063 - Lives in danger. - Understood. 399 00:21:14,181 --> 00:21:15,982 Phase 2 of the Toddler's plan. 400 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,817 - Let's ride! - But... 401 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,318 Ride where? 402 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,070 We've got people in the Jandy River that need saving. 403 00:21:21,188 --> 00:21:22,739 - Come on! - But... 404 00:21:22,856 --> 00:21:24,774 You mean we're going there? Together? 405 00:21:24,858 --> 00:21:28,578 - Like right now? - Yeah, get into your tube. 406 00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:31,731 - Ready? - For what? 407 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,167 Up the tube! 408 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,621 W-W-W-Wait. I don't know how to... 409 00:21:42,376 --> 00:21:45,094 Woooo! 410 00:21:45,212 --> 00:21:49,048 Just tap your belt buckle. 411 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:50,916 Ah! 412 00:21:52,469 --> 00:21:55,438 Up the tube! Ooooohhhh! 413 00:21:57,808 --> 00:21:59,726 And we're gonna come back to that story 414 00:21:59,810 --> 00:22:01,728 so we can take you live to the Jandy Bridge 415 00:22:01,812 --> 00:22:04,947 which mysteriously collapsed a little over an hour ago. 416 00:22:05,065 --> 00:22:07,483 Jake, honey, come look. The Jandy Bridge collapsed. 417 00:22:07,568 --> 00:22:08,785 What? 418 00:22:08,902 --> 00:22:12,789 Ah, no, that was my favorite bridge. 419 00:22:12,906 --> 00:22:15,074 We have several people and cars in the water. 420 00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:17,443 People are injured. 421 00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:19,162 - What happened? - They're not sure. 422 00:22:19,246 --> 00:22:20,806 - They think... - Mom, Dad I hate my life. 423 00:22:20,914 --> 00:22:23,332 And I'm not okay! 424 00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:26,252 Not now, honey. Daddy's favorite bridge collapsed. 425 00:22:26,336 --> 00:22:30,139 - Who cares? - Your daddy cares. 426 00:22:30,257 --> 00:22:32,792 But every time I try to watch a video on my phone, 427 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,628 it keeps freezing because our stupid Wi-Fi signal 428 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,930 only gives me on bar in my room. 429 00:22:38,015 --> 00:22:41,317 Then just wait 'til the video loads before you watch it. 430 00:22:41,435 --> 00:22:45,188 Oh, so we're living like animals now. 431 00:22:45,272 --> 00:22:46,989 Later. 432 00:22:47,107 --> 00:22:50,276 I'll run away. I'll do it. 433 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,448 Rescue workers were unable 434 00:22:55,532 --> 00:22:57,452 to get their equipment down the muddy embankment. 435 00:22:57,534 --> 00:22:59,485 Luckily, Captain Man arrived on the scene, 436 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,337 leapt into the water 437 00:23:01,455 --> 00:23:03,172 and saved the endangered citizens from drowning. 438 00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:04,957 And, Ron, is it true that, 439 00:23:05,042 --> 00:23:07,543 for the first time, Captain Man wasn't working alone? 440 00:23:07,628 --> 00:23:08,678 That's correct. 441 00:23:08,796 --> 00:23:10,847 It appears Captain Man has teamed up 442 00:23:10,964 --> 00:23:13,216 with a new sidekick who apparently goes by the name... 443 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,384 Kid Danger. 444 00:23:15,469 --> 00:23:16,552 Huh. 445 00:23:16,637 --> 00:23:18,838 Well, once again, Swellview owes a big thanks 446 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:22,809 to Captain Man and, apparently, Kid Danger. 447 00:23:28,982 --> 00:23:31,400 Hey, Henry, did you get the job? 448 00:23:31,485 --> 00:23:34,904 Yeah. Just finished my first day. 449 00:23:34,988 --> 00:23:39,375 - So, how was work? - Uh, it was pretty... 450 00:23:39,493 --> 00:23:41,210 interesting. 451 00:23:48,679 --> 00:23:51,030 Okay, George has six times as many 452 00:23:51,052 --> 00:23:53,804 dimes as quarters in his piggybank. 453 00:23:53,922 --> 00:23:56,140 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 454 00:23:56,257 --> 00:23:59,176 - I got two responses! - To what? 455 00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:00,761 My birthday party invitations. 456 00:24:00,845 --> 00:24:04,098 Two guys said they might come. 457 00:24:04,182 --> 00:24:05,599 Who? 458 00:24:05,683 --> 00:24:07,768 Sydney Birnbaum and Oliver Pook. 459 00:24:07,852 --> 00:24:09,937 - Ugh! - Those guys eat bugs. 460 00:24:10,021 --> 00:24:13,023 So? They're people. 461 00:24:13,108 --> 00:24:16,276 - When'd you get a new phone? - Oh, uh... 462 00:24:16,361 --> 00:24:18,328 mine broke, so... What are you doing? 463 00:24:18,446 --> 00:24:20,330 You've gotta get this new app. 464 00:24:20,448 --> 00:24:21,665 Wait, what app? 465 00:24:21,783 --> 00:24:24,084 Hey, you never told us what you do at your new job. 466 00:24:24,169 --> 00:24:26,253 Ah, right, right. 467 00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:35,045 - What do you do? - I, uh... 468 00:24:35,130 --> 00:24:36,329 App installed. 469 00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:38,432 Oh, great, yeah, tell me about the app. 470 00:24:38,516 --> 00:24:41,001 It plays a billion sound effects like... 471 00:24:41,102 --> 00:24:44,304 school bell. 472 00:24:44,389 --> 00:24:46,926 Cat choking on a hairball. 473 00:24:50,695 --> 00:24:52,679 Ice cream truck. 474 00:24:57,452 --> 00:25:00,020 You have the brain of a hamster. 475 00:25:00,121 --> 00:25:03,540 - I wish. - Give me my phone. 476 00:25:03,658 --> 00:25:05,876 Hey, did you guys hear what Captain Man did yesterday? 477 00:25:05,994 --> 00:25:07,911 Oh, yeah, the Dandy Bridge? 478 00:25:07,996 --> 00:25:10,914 So, if you divide nine X by the square root... 479 00:25:10,999 --> 00:25:13,250 They say he pulled seven people out of the river 480 00:25:13,334 --> 00:25:15,252 - and saved their lives. - Yeah. 481 00:25:15,336 --> 00:25:16,470 And he has a new sidekick. 482 00:25:16,554 --> 00:25:18,505 There's a story about it on my newsfeed. 483 00:25:18,590 --> 00:25:20,724 Hey, hey, let's talk about your birthday party. 484 00:25:20,842 --> 00:25:23,560 - Shhhhh! - Here. 485 00:25:23,678 --> 00:25:25,512 "For the first time ever 486 00:25:25,597 --> 00:25:27,514 Captain Man was not working alone." 487 00:25:29,901 --> 00:25:34,188 Whoa, how'd that break? 488 00:25:34,272 --> 00:25:36,223 "According to witnesses on the scene, 489 00:25:36,324 --> 00:25:38,525 "Captain Man was heard calling his new sidekick 490 00:25:38,610 --> 00:25:42,913 Kid Danger." 491 00:25:43,031 --> 00:25:44,615 You just slapped my phone right out of my hand. 492 00:25:44,699 --> 00:25:46,116 Yeah, sorry, sorry. I'm just... 493 00:25:46,201 --> 00:25:47,618 I'm worried you and I gotta study, 494 00:25:47,702 --> 00:25:49,142 and I'm worried about Jasper's party, 495 00:25:49,204 --> 00:25:50,621 and, just, I don't know. I just... 496 00:25:55,043 --> 00:25:57,010 A triple flashing light means emergency, 497 00:25:57,095 --> 00:26:01,215 like major sitch going down, so get here fast. 498 00:26:01,299 --> 00:26:04,601 Uh, why don't you guys go to the zoo? 499 00:26:04,719 --> 00:26:06,053 Why? 500 00:26:06,137 --> 00:26:08,889 You know I got banned from the zoo. 501 00:26:08,973 --> 00:26:10,807 What is that? 502 00:26:10,892 --> 00:26:12,809 - What, my thumb? - The bracelet. 503 00:26:12,894 --> 00:26:15,062 That's beeping and flashing on your wrist. 504 00:26:15,146 --> 00:26:17,614 Uh... it's, uh... 505 00:26:17,732 --> 00:26:19,900 - it's a timer. - What are you timing? 506 00:26:19,984 --> 00:26:23,871 - Muffins? - You're making muffins? 507 00:26:23,955 --> 00:26:28,075 - Uh, birthday muffins. - Yes! 508 00:26:28,159 --> 00:26:29,943 Dang, there goes the surprise. 509 00:26:30,044 --> 00:26:35,415 I'll just turn this off. I'll just push the button. 510 00:26:37,468 --> 00:26:41,255 - It's still on. - No, it's not. 511 00:26:41,339 --> 00:26:43,307 We can see it flashing through your pants. 512 00:26:43,424 --> 00:26:45,058 And we can still hear it beeping. 513 00:26:45,143 --> 00:26:48,095 I know. 514 00:26:49,764 --> 00:26:52,766 I, uh... 515 00:26:52,850 --> 00:26:55,319 I need a pickle! 516 00:26:55,436 --> 00:26:57,938 Wait! I thought we were gonna study. 517 00:26:58,022 --> 00:27:01,441 Bring me back a pickle! 518 00:27:03,695 --> 00:27:06,029 Wait! Wait! What's wrong? 519 00:27:11,085 --> 00:27:14,788 Ray? 520 00:27:18,426 --> 00:27:20,594 Woooo! 521 00:27:20,678 --> 00:27:23,714 Henry? What goes on? 522 00:27:23,798 --> 00:27:25,132 You triple beeped me. 523 00:27:25,216 --> 00:27:26,934 You said that means there's an emergency. 524 00:27:27,018 --> 00:27:28,769 Oh, right, sorry. 525 00:27:28,853 --> 00:27:31,671 I was just getting a ukulele lesson from Leylani. 526 00:27:31,773 --> 00:27:33,190 Take a break. 527 00:27:36,027 --> 00:27:39,446 Oooh, yeah. 528 00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:42,065 - So, what's up? - We have a situation. 529 00:27:42,150 --> 00:27:45,235 And by we, I mean our city, all of Swellview. 530 00:27:47,822 --> 00:27:48,739 Check this out. 531 00:27:48,823 --> 00:27:50,690 The Toddler? 532 00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:53,032 He's the one that destroyed the Jandy Bridge yesterday. 533 00:27:53,127 --> 00:27:55,829 - Why? - To set up Phase 3 of his plan. 534 00:27:55,913 --> 00:27:56,997 What's Phase 3? 535 00:27:57,081 --> 00:27:58,531 It's a phase that comes right after Phase 2, 536 00:27:58,633 --> 00:28:00,533 but before Phase 4, if there is a Phase 4. 537 00:28:00,635 --> 00:28:02,035 But if there's no Phase 4, 538 00:28:02,136 --> 00:28:04,004 then Phase 3 would be the Final Phase. 539 00:28:04,088 --> 00:28:05,372 What happens in Phase 3? 540 00:28:05,473 --> 00:28:06,923 - Listen. - Okay. 541 00:28:07,008 --> 00:28:08,976 While you and I were pulling people out of the river, 542 00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:11,762 the Toddler's men stole 5000 packages of diapers. 543 00:28:11,846 --> 00:28:13,847 - Can you guess why? - Uh... 544 00:28:13,931 --> 00:28:18,235 To bombard the diapers with radioactive zenite particles. 545 00:28:18,353 --> 00:28:20,654 I would not have guessed that. 546 00:28:20,738 --> 00:28:23,657 Do you wanna see what happens when a baby pees into a diaper 547 00:28:23,741 --> 00:28:26,943 that's been bombarded with radioactive zenite particles? 548 00:28:27,028 --> 00:28:28,996 - No. - Watch this. 549 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,615 Why does he ask me? 550 00:28:34,619 --> 00:28:36,753 What's taking so long? 551 00:28:36,871 --> 00:28:38,255 Oh, he hasn't peed yet. 552 00:28:38,373 --> 00:28:40,407 Well, give him some more apple juice. 553 00:28:42,010 --> 00:28:44,011 Wait! Wait! He... 554 00:28:44,095 --> 00:28:45,295 I think he's peeing! 555 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:48,081 Goody! 556 00:28:48,182 --> 00:28:52,602 Here comes the fun. 557 00:28:55,606 --> 00:28:58,425 - Oh, my gosh! - Uh-huh. 558 00:28:58,526 --> 00:29:02,762 - Kill you! - Kill everyone! 559 00:29:02,864 --> 00:29:05,449 - Monster babies? - That's right, Henry. 560 00:29:05,566 --> 00:29:07,734 Unless we stop the Toddler. 561 00:29:07,819 --> 00:29:09,569 - Are you with me? - Well, yeah. 562 00:29:09,654 --> 00:29:12,205 Well, good. Meet me here tonight at 7:00 sharp. 563 00:29:12,290 --> 00:29:14,441 Wait. Wait. Wait. Tonight? 564 00:29:14,542 --> 00:29:17,327 - No, I can't do tonight. - What? What do you mean? 565 00:29:17,412 --> 00:29:19,446 My best friend Jasper. 566 00:29:19,547 --> 00:29:21,214 He's having his birthday party tonight. 567 00:29:21,299 --> 00:29:22,999 P-P-Party? 568 00:29:23,084 --> 00:29:25,001 Henry, there's a freakish man-toddler out there 569 00:29:25,086 --> 00:29:27,554 about to turn all the babies in Swellview into that. 570 00:29:27,638 --> 00:29:29,556 I'm fussy! 571 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,142 And you're worried about a party? 572 00:29:32,260 --> 00:29:35,729 But... but Jasper's been my best friend since we were five. 573 00:29:37,598 --> 00:29:41,184 Okay. Okay. It's cool. Uh, you go to Jasper's party. 574 00:29:41,269 --> 00:29:44,604 I'll handle the Toddler by myself. Don't worry about it. 575 00:29:44,689 --> 00:29:46,273 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 576 00:29:46,357 --> 00:29:48,492 I've battled the Toddler alone before. 577 00:29:48,609 --> 00:29:51,111 Almost killed me, but whatever. 578 00:29:51,195 --> 00:29:55,449 - Now I feel all bad. - Nah, don't feel bad. 579 00:29:55,533 --> 00:29:56,700 I'll save the world. 580 00:29:56,784 --> 00:29:59,669 You go have a fun time at Jasper's birthday party. 581 00:29:59,787 --> 00:30:03,540 Dance. Drink some fruity punch. 582 00:30:03,624 --> 00:30:06,293 Leylani, turn on the hot tub! 583 00:30:06,377 --> 00:30:08,762 Yay! 584 00:30:14,469 --> 00:30:16,136 You're supposed to be here. 585 00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:17,604 - Okay, yeah. - Hurry, okay? 586 00:30:17,688 --> 00:30:19,339 - Jasper. - But nobody's here. 587 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,008 - Jasper, I'm on my way. - You got the muffins? 588 00:30:22,110 --> 00:30:25,779 No, I'm not bringing the muffins. 589 00:30:25,863 --> 00:30:28,148 Did you hear about Captain Man? 590 00:30:28,232 --> 00:30:30,650 - What about Captain Man? - He got captured. 591 00:30:30,735 --> 00:30:34,704 - What? - Henry, am I handsome? 592 00:30:34,822 --> 00:30:36,289 Though while reports are unclear, 593 00:30:36,374 --> 00:30:39,242 we do have confirmation that Captain Man 594 00:30:39,327 --> 00:30:43,246 has been captured and is being held at a secret location. 595 00:30:43,331 --> 00:30:45,532 Captured? Dang it, Ray. 596 00:30:45,633 --> 00:30:48,585 Next, why squirrels love nuts. 597 00:30:48,669 --> 00:30:52,305 - Henry? - Henry? 598 00:30:52,390 --> 00:30:54,925 Uh, I can't talk. I'm naked. 599 00:31:10,139 --> 00:31:13,057 You said there'd be ladies. 600 00:31:13,142 --> 00:31:16,493 They'll be here. 601 00:31:16,636 --> 00:31:18,587 Hey, you guys like my shirt? 602 00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:20,360 It was a birthday present. 603 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:21,627 From my aunt. 604 00:31:21,712 --> 00:31:22,745 It's okay. 605 00:31:22,830 --> 00:31:25,548 It'd look better if you wore boinks. 606 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:26,799 What are boinks? 607 00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:29,969 Check this! 608 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,921 They really trim your trunk. 609 00:31:33,307 --> 00:31:35,425 - Do they? - Heck, yeah. 610 00:31:35,509 --> 00:31:37,593 Slap my gut. 611 00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:39,145 Nyaaa. 612 00:31:39,229 --> 00:31:43,349 Yeaaah... 613 00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:47,887 Me, next. 614 00:31:49,189 --> 00:31:52,558 Wow, firm. 615 00:31:56,830 --> 00:31:58,781 Wow. 616 00:31:58,866 --> 00:32:00,666 Cool party! 617 00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:05,237 Where's Henry? 618 00:32:13,847 --> 00:32:19,251 ♪ Nya nya nya nya nya nya ♪ 619 00:32:19,353 --> 00:32:23,088 Come on, Toddler, let me outta this thing before I puke. 620 00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:24,273 No! 621 00:32:24,391 --> 00:32:30,095 This is my playroom, my toys, my rules! 622 00:32:30,197 --> 00:32:33,483 You sick, underdeveloped maniac! 623 00:32:33,567 --> 00:32:35,735 - Take that! - Ow! 624 00:32:35,819 --> 00:32:37,653 - Jeez, man! - Oh! 625 00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:41,374 I thought the famous Captain Man couldn't be injured. 626 00:32:41,458 --> 00:32:43,493 He can't, but he does feel pain. 627 00:32:43,577 --> 00:32:45,745 You're not allowed to talk unless you raise your hand 628 00:32:45,829 --> 00:32:49,332 and I call on you, you stupidhead! 629 00:33:02,229 --> 00:33:04,597 That's what you get! 630 00:33:04,681 --> 00:33:07,350 Come on, Toddler, your insane plan won't work. 631 00:33:07,434 --> 00:33:10,019 A lot you know. 632 00:33:10,103 --> 00:33:11,821 What? 633 00:33:11,939 --> 00:33:13,823 - You're late. - Well, sorry, but... 634 00:33:13,941 --> 00:33:16,275 I'm kind of in the middle of something. 635 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,644 Is something more important than my birthday party? 636 00:33:18,745 --> 00:33:19,979 Uh... 637 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,982 Forty-eight hours from now, 638 00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:25,985 every baby in Swellview will be a hideous monster. 639 00:33:26,086 --> 00:33:28,838 Yeah, this is pretty important. 640 00:33:28,956 --> 00:33:30,656 But you promised me that... 641 00:33:30,757 --> 00:33:33,676 Henry, will you get your butt to this party, 642 00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:35,545 'cause, so far, it's just me, Jasper, 643 00:33:35,629 --> 00:33:38,464 and two dorks that keep slapping each other's boinks. 644 00:33:40,851 --> 00:33:44,136 - I've gotta go. - Henry! 645 00:33:44,221 --> 00:33:47,339 Come on, Toddler, put me down from this thing. 646 00:33:47,441 --> 00:33:50,142 Oh, it's squeezing me in bad ways. 647 00:33:50,227 --> 00:33:51,644 No! 648 00:33:51,728 --> 00:33:53,512 And now, Captain Man, 649 00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:56,782 I have thousands of babies to monsterize. 650 00:33:56,867 --> 00:33:59,518 And to make sure that you don't try to stop me, 651 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:04,874 - I will now destroy you. - You idiot! 652 00:34:04,992 --> 00:34:07,960 - I can't be destroyed. - I know that!! 653 00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:11,964 - But you can be dropped... - Ahhh! 654 00:34:12,049 --> 00:34:13,532 Ahhhh! 655 00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:15,534 ...into my bottomless ball pit. 656 00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:18,921 - Uh, now Todd, Todd... - Toddler! 657 00:34:19,006 --> 00:34:21,974 Play time is over, Captain Man. 658 00:34:23,977 --> 00:34:28,547 Oh, wait, listen. 659 00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:32,685 - It's the ice cream man! - Yay! 660 00:34:34,605 --> 00:34:38,441 I'll destroy you in a minute. 661 00:34:38,525 --> 00:34:41,410 Come on, fellas, ice cream man! 662 00:34:41,528 --> 00:34:45,114 I hope they have mint chocolate chip. 663 00:34:49,169 --> 00:34:52,588 - Captain Man! - Henry! 664 00:34:52,706 --> 00:34:54,957 It's Kid Danger. 665 00:34:55,042 --> 00:34:56,802 Now, quick, how do I get you down from there? 666 00:34:56,877 --> 00:34:58,294 I don't know. 667 00:34:58,378 --> 00:35:00,129 This is the first time I've been trapped in a baby bouncer 668 00:35:00,213 --> 00:35:02,848 over a bottomless ball pit. 669 00:35:02,933 --> 00:35:05,468 - Try that lever. - Right! 670 00:35:07,554 --> 00:35:13,092 There was no ice cream truck! Who tricked me? 671 00:35:13,193 --> 00:35:16,228 And who's that boy near my lever? 672 00:35:16,313 --> 00:35:19,282 That's my sidekick, Kid Danger. 673 00:35:19,399 --> 00:35:21,233 I didn't know you had a sidekick. 674 00:35:21,318 --> 00:35:22,952 Why don't I have a sidekick? 675 00:35:23,070 --> 00:35:25,104 I want a sidekick!! 676 00:35:25,205 --> 00:35:28,240 - You have us. - Shut up! You're dumb. 677 00:35:28,325 --> 00:35:30,793 - Uh, Kid Danger? - Yeah? 678 00:35:30,911 --> 00:35:33,212 Why don't you pull that lever? 679 00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:36,215 - Oh, right. - Noooooooo! 680 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,502 Whoa! 681 00:35:39,586 --> 00:35:41,954 Squish the boy! 682 00:35:42,055 --> 00:35:43,306 Get him! Get him! 683 00:35:43,423 --> 00:35:44,974 Kid Danger, look out! 684 00:35:52,232 --> 00:35:54,767 Oh, my God, he's got my thing that goes Pffffft! 685 00:35:56,770 --> 00:35:58,321 Get him! 686 00:35:58,438 --> 00:36:00,356 Where's Henry? 687 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:04,476 I don't know, but I bet he's having more fun than we are. 688 00:36:04,578 --> 00:36:07,446 - Aloha. - Hello? 689 00:36:07,531 --> 00:36:09,031 Hello? 690 00:36:10,450 --> 00:36:12,752 - Throw the truck! - Come here! 691 00:36:12,836 --> 00:36:17,340 Hey, I hate you. 692 00:36:17,457 --> 00:36:19,959 Yeah, you will get it. 693 00:36:20,043 --> 00:36:22,044 Captain Man! 694 00:36:24,931 --> 00:36:28,184 - Look at you. - Get him, Kid! 695 00:36:28,301 --> 00:36:31,270 Gimme back my spit pistol. 696 00:36:34,725 --> 00:36:36,809 Whoa! 697 00:36:49,906 --> 00:36:51,073 Oh! 698 00:36:51,158 --> 00:36:53,793 Go on! Get him! 699 00:36:57,464 --> 00:37:00,833 You guys are seriously the worst henchmen ever! 700 00:37:07,057 --> 00:37:08,724 Kid Danger! 701 00:37:11,311 --> 00:37:15,181 Ah! 702 00:37:15,265 --> 00:37:19,402 You boys think you're so spiffy. 703 00:37:19,519 --> 00:37:23,572 But have a look at my bang bottle. 704 00:37:23,690 --> 00:37:25,908 - Bang bottle? - That's right. 705 00:37:26,026 --> 00:37:30,079 And it's filled with explody juice. 706 00:37:30,197 --> 00:37:33,532 - Kid Danger, get outta here! - I'm not leaving without you. 707 00:37:33,617 --> 00:37:35,618 But that nipple is flashing. 708 00:37:35,702 --> 00:37:39,839 No one leaves. Wahhhh! 709 00:37:39,923 --> 00:37:42,291 Wahhhh! 710 00:37:42,375 --> 00:37:47,513 Now we're all gonna go boom together. 711 00:37:47,597 --> 00:37:51,217 - What do we do? - Push me. That way. 712 00:37:57,724 --> 00:38:00,276 Help me! Get me out! 713 00:38:00,393 --> 00:38:02,812 Oh, these balls smell like feet and pee! 714 00:38:02,896 --> 00:38:05,314 Ohhhhh! 715 00:38:05,398 --> 00:38:06,949 Oh, this is it for me. 716 00:38:07,067 --> 00:38:10,653 I've been hoisted by my own petard! 717 00:38:15,742 --> 00:38:19,945 - The bang bottle! - Oh, man! 718 00:38:20,046 --> 00:38:22,715 What do we do with this? 719 00:38:22,799 --> 00:38:25,634 We give the baby his bottle. 720 00:38:25,752 --> 00:38:27,920 Ah, good call. 721 00:38:28,004 --> 00:38:29,454 - Hey! - What's up? 722 00:38:29,556 --> 00:38:33,926 - Hurry. - Right. 723 00:38:37,197 --> 00:38:39,231 Kid Danger! 724 00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:56,248 Nice work, Kid Danger. 725 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:59,835 - You got skills. - Thanks, Captain Man. 726 00:39:01,955 --> 00:39:03,839 - Jasper! - Oh, yeah. 727 00:39:03,957 --> 00:39:05,841 You'd better get to that birthday party. 728 00:39:05,959 --> 00:39:08,627 Right. 729 00:39:08,712 --> 00:39:10,846 Uh, Ray? 730 00:39:10,964 --> 00:39:12,848 Will you do me a huge favor? 731 00:39:16,353 --> 00:39:19,722 Ah! Ah! Ah! 732 00:39:19,806 --> 00:39:21,506 Arf! Arf! Arf! 733 00:39:21,608 --> 00:39:25,394 Roo! Roo! Roo! 734 00:39:25,478 --> 00:39:26,979 Ah! Ah! Ah! 735 00:39:27,063 --> 00:39:31,400 They've been doing that for two hours. 736 00:39:31,484 --> 00:39:34,820 My party's a flop. 737 00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:36,705 I'm just gonna go upstairs 738 00:39:36,823 --> 00:39:40,492 and sit in my closet with my cat. 739 00:39:40,577 --> 00:39:43,495 Pardon me? 740 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:56,141 My Man Van broke down out there in the street, 741 00:39:56,226 --> 00:40:00,813 so I walked into this house and came down to this basement. 742 00:40:00,897 --> 00:40:04,650 Holy, chunks, you're... You're Captain Man! 743 00:40:04,734 --> 00:40:07,386 - Thank you. - You're my hero. 744 00:40:07,487 --> 00:40:10,105 - Of course. - Mine, too. 745 00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:14,076 Um, I'm Charlotte. Hi, Mr. Cap... 746 00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:16,829 Maptain Can. 747 00:40:16,913 --> 00:40:19,281 I mean... 748 00:40:19,366 --> 00:40:23,035 - That's enough. - I'm so sorry. 749 00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:28,624 - And, um, I'm Henry. - Nice to meet you, Henry. 750 00:40:28,708 --> 00:40:32,411 - Hey, Captain Man? - Yes? A question. 751 00:40:32,512 --> 00:40:34,413 Can I hit you in the head with a baseball bat? 752 00:40:34,514 --> 00:40:36,465 Oh, no. 753 00:40:36,549 --> 00:40:39,134 - No, no, it's okay. - Woo! 754 00:40:39,219 --> 00:40:40,853 But remember, kids, never do this 755 00:40:40,937 --> 00:40:42,354 to anyone but Captain Man, 756 00:40:42,439 --> 00:40:47,893 because regular people could be badly inj... Ow! 757 00:40:47,978 --> 00:40:53,565 - Wow! - I wasn't done talking. 758 00:40:53,650 --> 00:40:56,402 - Did that hurt? - Yeah. 759 00:40:56,486 --> 00:41:00,990 But I'm okay. 760 00:41:02,575 --> 00:41:05,044 Well, I should call a tow truck 761 00:41:05,128 --> 00:41:06,712 to come pick up my Man Van. 762 00:41:06,796 --> 00:41:09,614 Or, it's my best friend Jasper's birthday party. 763 00:41:09,716 --> 00:41:10,966 Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! It is. 764 00:41:11,084 --> 00:41:13,836 You can stay and party with us, if you wanna. 765 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,171 - Will there be soup? - I'll open a can. 766 00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:19,058 Then I'd love to stay and party with you guys. 767 00:41:23,730 --> 00:41:26,849 - Uh, Captain Man? - Yes, boy? 768 00:41:26,933 --> 00:41:29,293 Would it be cool, if Jasper texted a few friends from school 769 00:41:29,352 --> 00:41:31,603 and told them you were here at his party? 770 00:41:31,688 --> 00:41:33,522 Yeah, can I? 771 00:41:33,606 --> 00:41:36,825 - Sure, I love being used. - Oh! Oh! Oh! 772 00:41:36,943 --> 00:41:39,745 - Yay! - Wow, thanks! 773 00:41:39,829 --> 00:41:42,331 This is like the coolest thing that's ever happened to me. 774 00:41:42,449 --> 00:41:45,200 Ha, ha. Are your hands always this sweaty? 775 00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:47,870 - Yes, sir. - He takes medicine for it. 776 00:41:47,954 --> 00:41:50,622 Well, it's not working. 777 00:42:12,145 --> 00:42:15,030 - Hey, Jasper, rockin' party. - Right. 778 00:42:15,148 --> 00:42:17,483 I can't believe you got Captain Man to come here. 779 00:42:17,567 --> 00:42:20,536 Hey, we're buds, right, Captain Man? 780 00:42:20,653 --> 00:42:24,957 - Aren't we buds? - We sure are, Billy. 781 00:42:25,041 --> 00:42:28,210 Uh, that's just how we kid around. 782 00:42:28,328 --> 00:42:29,878 We call each other "Billy." 783 00:42:29,996 --> 00:42:33,549 Back at ya, Billy! 784 00:42:38,254 --> 00:42:40,872 Okay, okay, get the lights. 785 00:42:43,309 --> 00:42:46,512 ♪ Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday ♪ 786 00:42:46,596 --> 00:42:49,714 ♪ Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday ♪ 787 00:42:49,816 --> 00:42:56,188 ♪ Everybody wants to wish you a Happy Birthday ♪ 788 00:43:01,244 --> 00:43:03,395 - Not bad. - Yeah. 789 00:43:03,496 --> 00:43:05,230 Well, make a wish. 790 00:43:09,786 --> 00:43:11,870 - Oh... - Do it! 791 00:43:14,958 --> 00:43:16,341 Okay, switch on the lights. 792 00:43:16,426 --> 00:43:18,577 - Happy Birthday, Jasper. - Way to go. 793 00:43:18,678 --> 00:43:22,131 Hey, where'd Captain Man go? 794 00:43:22,215 --> 00:43:26,018 - He's gone. - Aw, why'd he leave? 795 00:43:26,102 --> 00:43:29,938 He probably had to go do superhero stuff. 796 00:43:30,056 --> 00:43:32,591 And you did break a bat over his head. 797 00:43:32,692 --> 00:43:35,144 - Yeah. - Hey. 798 00:43:35,228 --> 00:43:36,928 If it makes you feel any better, 799 00:43:37,030 --> 00:43:38,390 me and Charlotte got you something. 800 00:43:38,398 --> 00:43:41,533 - What? - Look. 801 00:43:41,618 --> 00:43:45,571 Oh! You got me the bucket? 802 00:43:45,655 --> 00:43:48,040 It's a barrel. 803 00:43:48,124 --> 00:43:50,442 Would somebody turn on the music? 804 00:43:54,914 --> 00:43:56,465 So, you happy with your party? 805 00:43:56,583 --> 00:43:58,967 Heck, yeah, but for a while there, 806 00:43:59,085 --> 00:44:00,586 I thought you weren't gonna come. 807 00:44:00,670 --> 00:44:03,388 Come on, man, I'm always gonna be here for ya. 808 00:44:09,012 --> 00:44:12,097 I've gotta go! 809 00:44:12,182 --> 00:44:15,484 Birthday boy! 810 00:44:32,887 --> 00:45:03,274 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells